A hose and a flea and three blind mice

Stepped of a curb and slipped on ice

The hose he slipped and fell on the flea

“Whoops,” said the flea, “There’s a horse on me!”

 

Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy?

Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy?

Giddy & foolish the whole day through

Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy?

 

Way down South where bananas grow

A flea stepped on an elephant’s toe

The elephant cried, with tears in his eyes

“Why don’t you pick on someone your own size?”

 

Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy?

Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy?

Giddy & foolish the whole day through

Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy?

 

Way up North where there’s ice & snow

There lived a penguin & his name was Joe

He got so tired of black & white

He wore pink slacks to the dance last night!